Colonel E.H. Taylor Bourbon Reviews

Colonel E.H. Taylor Bottled in Bond: A Review For Those With Discerning Taste (and a Sense of Humor)

Ah, Colonel E.H. Taylor Bottled in Bond. A bourbon that needs no introduction, much like myself. But for those uninitiated, let me enlighten you. This isn’t your average bottom-shelf swill for frat parties and questionable life decisions. This is liquid gold, distilled for individuals of refined palates and wallets that haven’t completely surrendered to the inflation gods.

Nose: A symphony of caramel and vanilla notes, with a hint of spice that tickles the nose like a playful feather duster.

Palate: Rich and robust, with flavors of oak, tobacco, and leather. It’s like a warm hug from a distinguished gentleman, who also happens to be a master carpenter and cigar aficionado.

Finish: Long and lingering, with a gentle warmth that spreads through the chest like a comforting fire on a snowy day. Makes you contemplate the meaning of life, or at least the meaning of your next pour.

Overall: This is a bourbon for sipping, not for shooting. It’s best enjoyed neat, perhaps with a single ice cube if you’re feeling rebellious. This is the kind of bottle you keep on the top shelf, not just to impress guests, but to remind yourself that you’ve made it in life. Or at least, that you have excellent taste in bourbon.

Humorously Honest Notes:

Price: Let’s just say it’s an investment in your happiness. And your potential future as a bourbon snob.

Availability: As elusive as a politician’s honest answer. Be prepared to hunt, and possibly sell a kidney, to acquire a bottle.

Hangover Potential: Minimal, unless you attempt to drink it like a college student. Remember, class, not crass.